The Asteroids Galaxy Tour

Ridiculously Good!!!

Now, smile like you mean it...

An unconventional NO

"I am not God, You are not Moses, And this is not mount Sinai!" (unknown guy on Lisbon's tube)

My new house doesn't like me

A cabinet and a lamp, all in one morning. What next?

Moving

Moving sucks.
Moving is tiresome.
Moving is time-consuming.
Moving is confusing.
But moving is what I want.
Thus moving's great.

It's coming

Tomorrow...

Sobral...

Riddle me plenty

Three guys find themselves pissed in a disco: one's Scottish, the other Chilean, and the last one is Portuguese. 

Guess which one is which

Guess why only two look happy